What were they thinking?!?!?!? I KNOW what a vagina is... however, a tandoori is a clay, cylindrical oven used to cook meat... (no pun intended I don't think)... Hmmm...
Imagine THAT as a 'pick up' line.. "hey baby... let me cook my meat in yer tandoori..."
Hmmm... maybe this is where one goes when told to go eat shiznit... you think?? At least it's not named 'My Dong'...
This one doesn't need that much explanation... no?
Rong PhuK? Well Phuk Rhu Din...
Hmmm... one should be worried about the tinkling of glasses, I'm thinking...
Young Dong... not to be confused with Old Dong...
I guess service at the Old Dong would take longer???
Dirty Dicks?!?!?
I was sure that there was treatment for this!!!!!
Hmmm...
Scatological Cuisine??
Peanuts or corn anyone???
TP...
TP for my Bung Hole...
Cornholio...
Cornholio...
It's difficult to beat a Happy Crack...
Just sayin'...
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Disclaimer: As Far as I am aware, No Hurt or Anger was hidden behind this humor
~shoes~
LMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteI want red.neck to eventually have a "cereal bar"... do you charge consulting fees? It's gonna need a name...
;-D gobbles
(oh.... maybe GOBBLES will be the name.... hmmmm.....)
HA! Reminds me of an Asian restaurant in Portland named "Hung Far Low". Sadly, I don't think it exists anymore (but Google it - everyone took pictures of the sign).
ReplyDeleteThe best part was immediately under the large sign was a smaller one that simply said "Cocktails". Somehow "tails" always, and I mean ALWAYS, went missing. I don't know how many times they replaced it just to have it stolen within a few hours.
That shits funny! I don't know where you dig this shit up but those made me LOL.
ReplyDeleteToo funny. Now you made ME think of a post. I might post it after I finish up the one I am working on now!
ReplyDeleteHa! These are great! I know it doesn't SOUND good, but Dirty Dick LOOKS cozy, doesn't it?? I'd like to try their dirty martini. Mmmm.
ReplyDeleteOMG Shoesies, this cracked me the eff up !
ReplyDeleteBung hole seems to be a common asian name because I recently saw a sign for a convenience store that read
"Bung Hole Liquors"
hahaha - nice. all it would take is two seconds to think about what you were doing. like, oh, i don't know, reading the sign out loud before ordering it? people are hilarious...
ReplyDeleteI think they know what they are doing, it gets them noticed.
ReplyDeleteSo you're going out to eat and your date tells you he's taking you to the Dirty Dick. I'd have to slap him or trip him and run. Cleanliness is a minimum requirement regarding a Dick.
ReplyDeleteThe Chocolate Log was just too much. lmao!!
ReplyDeleteShheeesh. Maybe some warning!
ReplyDeleteSnorting Pelegrino at my screen is not a pretty sight.
Not. At. All.
Thanks for the giggles!
xoxo
~vk~
Holy hell, those are hysterical. Thanks Shoes, you are entertaining as always. *smooches*
ReplyDeleteNice. Working at a restaurant equipment company, we have people come in all the time starting up new ventures. My personal favorite was when two lesbians came in and wanted to start a hot dog shop named Wiener Heaven.....
ReplyDeleteOh, the smiling.
ReplyDelete@ Red.Neck.Chic... you know, I'm not aware that I have ever seen a cereal bar... what a funny idea!! And if you had a chain of them, they could be a serial cereal bar... and they could be franchised so that could be the name of them... Serial's Cereal Bar... No?
ReplyDeleteHmmm... Gobble's Cereal Bar? Hmmm... maybe...
@ Jessica... too bad it wasn't named something like Wun Hung Far Low... LMAO @ the cocktails sign...
@ Peggy Sue... finding these is a function of my not having enough to do... trust me...
@ Robin... I hope you got to that post... I've been so far behind... :o( I can't believe I am just now getting to respond to these comments...
@ Ily... yeah, I thought Dirty Dick's looked like a neat place as well... a dirty martini, but not too much olive juice... ;o)
@ Senorita... I wonder what 'Bung Hole' could be... a name of an individua? What if 'Bung Hole' was an alias like 'John Smith?' WTF?!?!?!
@ Magnolia... I agree... it has to be somewhat intentional... no?
@ BathWater... it would be great for name recognition... you know? LOLOL...
@ Charlene.. all dicks should be clean... at least, initially... :oD
@ PeeDee... yeah, that one caused all KINDS of visuals!!!!!
@ Vixen... LOLOL... next time I will add a warning just for you! ;o) Giggles are good for the soul... Pelligrino on your monitor? maybe not quite so good... LOL
@ Just Another Girl... thank you! I fear at times, I am too much of a goofball and spend way too much time on this kind of nonsense... :oD
@ Tara... LMAO @ Weiner Heaven... maybe we can get Bathwater and Tinkerbelle to go there and give a food tasting... ;o)
@ Holly... how's Memphis?!?!?!?! :o)
~shoes~
Nearly had tears in my eyes reading those signs - thanks for the laughs!
ReplyDeleteHere's something similar from Turkey:
http://tinyurl.com/c4h48cn
The owner has his menu written in English on the right.... (Tip: "dürüm" is something similar to "burrito"; they mistakenly looked up the word "durum" ("status") and translated accordingly. What they mean by "needle" is skewers (that are like large toothpicks)...