Back in the 60's, a band appeared called 'The First Edition'... which later evolved to include the name of the lead singer... 'Kenny Rogers and The First Edition...'
As far as guys go, he was 'ok' looking... and I think aged into a nicer looking older fellow...
SIGHS
Some things in Life just shouldn't be fucked with... I mean... we are born all kinda crumply and wrinkled and all... and if we live long enough, we die all crumply and wrinkled and all...
BUT...
SOME of us just have to fuck with things and see how 'young looking' we can remain at ANY cost!!!! Be warned... Be SO forewarned... This isn't pretty... You DON'T have to LOOK, you know....????
FUCK!!!
You LOOKED!!! I TOLD you that you
didn't HAVE to!!!!!!!!!
Poor people... This is a recent photo...
Dolly is 64 and Kenny is 71...
What WERE they THINKING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Who TOLD them that THIS looked GOOD?!?!?!?!?!
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I always thought that Priscilla Presley was very attractive...
I really did...
I really did...
and bless her heart, she started getting old.... and turned into...
THIS!!!!!!!
What WAS she THINKING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Who TOLD her that THIS looked GOOD?!?!?!?!?!
Hell... she should have had her neck done at the same time!!!!!!!
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Mickey Rourke!!!!
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Mickey Rourke!!!!
What WAS he THINKING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Who TOLD him that THIS looked GOOD?!?!?!?!?!
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And Bruce Jenner??????
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This one is a fucking coin toss...
Poor Sly
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I have NO idea who THIS is...
... But I couldn't let those boobs go to waste...
You know????
And I didn't even include Michael Jackson or my ex wife...
When I am having one of my hives outbreaks like I had this weekend, my lips look as if they've been surgically altered...
Damn...
Love...
~shoes~
I dunno. All the cute young stars say, "I'll never have any surgery done." They get 20 years older and they have surgery.
ReplyDeleteI will NEVER have plastic surgery. I don't have bucks to buy food and pay rent AND redo my face, body, lips, knees, vaginal lips!
This was funny as hell. You're right. To be something one is not defines the word fake. Lol.
ReplyDeleteInner Tube lips have never been my thing, but let is look at the positive side.
If an earthquake pulled Hollywood into the ocean tomorrow, a body search would be relatively easy cause plastic floats!
Audible gasps escaped me whilst reviewing this post.
ReplyDeleteThat song Ruby is a genuine classic!
ReplyDeleteOh, this is just soooooo tragic!! I have no words...except, maybe...YIKES!!
ReplyDeleteAnd yet we all think about getting work done-- if we could afford the luxury and our kids would stop wasting our money!
ReplyDeleteI've seen these pictures of Kenny Rogers and Dolly before...and Priscilla too, of course. I TOTALLY agree with you.
ReplyDeleteWhat they hell were they thinking?!?!?! There's nothing wrong with getting a little work done, but these people all got carried away.
What a tragedy! :(
another elephant man incident? shoes, drink more, stress less!
ReplyDeleteand those breasts are insane. why would someone WANT to be THAT big?
These are fantastic..!! well I dont mean the pics or people..I mean the post..Lolol.....dont forget it starts tomorrow..did you pick a fav post yet...we are already booked until June...
ReplyDeleteCREEPY.AS.HELL. That's all I've got to say about all that. But the boobs were ok :)
ReplyDelete@ Charlene... I can't think of anything I need or would like to have done without hitting the gym and working out... but then again I am taking a spinning class and am in a boot camp class... There's other things to use that money on... maybe like another guitar... or a road trip... ;o)
ReplyDelete@ Shelly... inner tube lips are what I have when those damn hives outbreak manifest themselves on my face... I look like Elephant man... which I did post about...
@ Jessica... they are damn scary... no??
@ Secretia... I always like that song... and then of course, there's 'Reuben James'...
@ Fits a Naked Man... hmmm... now I LIKE that name for you!! HAR!! Yeah... scary for sure...
@ Bathwater... I had to write a rather large check for extra income taxes today... *cries* I can handle the kids... I can't afford our government... :o(
@ Pissy... I think I will just allow myself to age... and if I wanna look freaky, I will go buy a mask... :oD
@ Jaime... Hmmm... I wouldnt mind breasts that big... ifn you know what I mean... :oD
@童紫勳 I totally agree!! Thank you!!!
@ LaffLady... I will check it out... I've visited and it looks like it will be a fun site!!!
@Tara... yeah... boobs... :oD
Charlene's comment reminds me of something I read not long ago about Robert Redford having had a 'nut tuck'... evidently his nut sack was hanging down around his knees... I guess thats not a good thing to have...
This woman I used to date... I thought she was beautiful... gorgeous... we broke up but would talk from time to time... she decided she was going to get her eyes and lips 'fixed'... I assured her there was no way either was going to get pregnant and she bopped me... anyway, the end result wasn't good... she has those 'deer-in-the-headlights' look... and somewhat of an Elvis sneer going on... poor thing... she was gorgeous...
~shoes~
I know what was wrong with these people...I hear that Dolly said that there is never too much of a good thing!! Yikes...I feel for Kenny's wife...wait probably not she is probably much younger and there for the money...say he didn't do it for her...I thought vigra would be enough
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, I may have nightmares tonight. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteSecondly, this could go hand in hand or shoe in shoe with my post today about body image. LMAO
Kenny Rogers is a FREAK now !!
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