I had heard this once before about Wilt 'The Stilt' Chamberlain... that he claimed to have had somewhere in the neighborhood of 20,000 sex partners in his life time...
If you figured, on average, only one sex partner per 24-hour period, that is
57.8 YEARS
of fucking...
WTF?!?!?!?!?
I mean... for some of that time, he played college basketball (Kansas).. and professional basketball... so when did he have the time or the energy?!?!?!?
That sign he is holding in the photo above was not designed to throw some unexpecting sex partner off by claiming he had only had 100 sex partners... he scored 100 points once in an NBA game... On March 2, 1962, he and the Philadelphia Warriors beat the New York Knicks 169 - 147... then he probably promptly went out and screwed all of the Warriors' cheering squad... and probably those of the Knicks as well...
Chamberlain himself wrote that based on that number, it more accurately worked out to 1.2 women a day... everyday... since he was 15...
For what it is worth, record books DO know when Wilt scored that 100 points as to time and location... they are not so willing to cite when he banged #20,000...
I did NOT know that he used to play with the Harlem Globetrotters...
I wonder how many times he screwed Meadow Lark Lemon and Curly Neal???
Here may be 6 of his Lifetime Conquest... I wonder where the other 19,994 are?
And if you think about it, he said "20,000 women"... I am sure that some of those were repeats... no???
He made this claim when he was 55... he said he started when he was 15... so the following statistics could be in play...
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20,000 women / 40 years = 500 women a year.
Since they were different women no repeats, right?
So that means...
500 women per year/365 days =1.36 women a day
24 hours a day/ 1.36 women a day = a new woman every 17.64 hours
Since they were different women no repeats, right?
So that means...
500 women per year/365 days =1.36 women a day
24 hours a day/ 1.36 women a day = a new woman every 17.64 hours
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And again... that's assuming no repeats... some of them HAD to have been good enough for Wilt to say something along the lines of...
"hey baby... let's go again..."
Or something like that...
Wilt's bedroom... undoubtedly the scene of some of the 'crimes'...
Now... somewhere in all of the crap I stole information I consulted... I read that at the time of Chamberlain's death in 1999, he was working on a book specifically about his sexual exploits that was titled, "It's About Fucking Time!" but that couldn't be confirmed...
Now... for sake of comparison...
Consider someone who also fancies himself to be a "Lady Nailer"...
Gene Simmons...
He only claims to have screwed 4,600 women... a mere 15,400 short of Wilt's record... and Gene is 56 or so... so unless he just goes "fucking crazy" I don't see any way he will ever catch up...
No.. wait... I just found a source that said the number was more like 4,897... maybe that is a more recent number... and he gathered another 297 since the previous number was cited...
Dayum!!!!!
She should have been in THIS post!!!
Now I feel so insignificant...
(I wonder how many women Stan Laurel slept with?)
~shoes~
LOL Stan?? Not nearly enough dear man....
ReplyDeleteWho the hell can even count to 20,000 ? I don't believe the calculations.
ReplyDeleteCan you imaging being anyone's thousandth sex partner? Eeew.
ReplyDeleteI will never have any number worth boasting about nor do I think it is worth boasting about. If I get the chance to sleep with just few of those I meet and actually want to sleep with than, well I got somewhere.
ReplyDeleteI wanted to come up with some great comment but I'm too busy laughing at what Jessica said. Lol.
ReplyDeleteI think a little differently, about sex partners, then most people do though.
I think when a person thinks about having sex with another person they have already had sex.
This sounds crazy, but it is true. Therefore, to sleep with one person and to fantasize about another is to actually have sex with both people.
Electromagnetic energy surrounds every person, so to think about more then one is to also mix energies.
Am I saying people should not fantasize? No.
What I'm saying is one has to be careful of the energy they mix when they don't understand just how thoughts can manipulate those energies.
To fuck everyone and everything does not a good lover make. Not to mention the fact, at an electromagnetic level, it weakens the link between self and God.
Just my opinion though.
Shelley ... Huh!? ;)
ReplyDeleteI call bullshit! Maybe 20,000 TIMES in his life? I don't even know about that.
GO GENE SIMMONS GO!
(except not with that thing he's with in that pic .... YuUCK!)
A quanity of 20,000? I believe it. Given the chance I bet YOUR number would average 10,000 at least. But were Wilt's QUALITY? I seriously doubt it.
ReplyDeleteI am traumatized by that picture with Gene Simmons.
ReplyDelete@ Good morning, Southern Girl... yeah, poor Stan... I wonder if he ever got any??
ReplyDelete@ Senorita... I'm with you... I am calling 'Shenanigans' on this allegation... just because someone says he did, it doesn't make it so!!!
@ Jessica... hmm... hmmm.... now that does sound so nasty... and remember what they used to say about unprotected sex... that when one does that, you are having sex with everyone that person has had sex with in the past ten years... YIKES!!!!!!
@ Bathwater... I agree... quality over quantity... any time... any day...
There used to be a fellow with a t-shirt that had this caption on it... "If you aren't getting any, your standards are too high..."
LOL... maybe so, but standards ARE a good thing!
@ Shelly... that's a great point... do you think that's why so many people do fantasize during sex? Doing one but having those sensations while thinking of another??
@ I think Stacy (No E) is calling 'Shenanigans' as well!!! Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed seem to have the details of their relationship worked out... Yeah... that woman in the photo is pretty nasty.... yuk...
@ Martie... you are saying that you think MY number would be around 10,000?!?!?!?! ;o) Like you, I doubt they were quality....
@ Tee... yeah... that kind of image just burns itself into your brain and you can't shake it... *shudders*
~shoes~
20,000? that's not possible.
ReplyDeleteWhere thoughts go, energy flows. Therefore, to fantasize about another person is, to connect those energies.
ReplyDeleteIf those energies only go in one direction only, without being reciprocated, it can create an imbalance and wreak havoc.
When an imbalance occurs, energy must get transferred some place else because it can not be destroyed.
This is the same reason a man might get hives (coughs) or another man is always in the right place at the right time to win that lottery ticket.
The sad part is certain people have already figured it all out. Lol.
So they are always in the right place at the right time because they've figured out how to divert those energies elsewhere.
Regardless of this fact, the negative energy still must go someplace else. Lol.
So essentially, all these courses which teach people to think happy thoughts do not resolve the problems of this world.
But I know what would stop it.
To cease manipulation and deceit.
You see, it isn't so bad that a person would sleep with a shitload of people.
What makes it wrong is someone manipulating a person, by using their status in life, to get someone to go to bed with them.
Women and men are both guilty of it, and there are plenty of women out there manipulating men with sex to get money too. They are just as bad as the men, in my book.
The title of this blog might as well have read, "The stupid 20000 women who were manipulated by an image instead of loving a real person."
okay. Enough of my rant.
I've confused enough people. Time to move on.
Wow. Just, wow!! That picture of Wilt's bedroom is HYSTERICAL!! And that girl with Gene with the pasties? Priceless!!
ReplyDeleteWhat, exactly, do you think happens to celebrities that makes them somehow believe that this sort of life is "Awesome?" I makes me pity them, actually.
I saw Wilt Chamberlain once.
ReplyDeleteThis was in the mid 70's. I was around 18 years old...married...we were stationed in Hawaii.
We were at the Ala Moana (sp?) mall at Waikiki. I saw him in a store. He stood there looking at me ( I was 18...I got a lotta looks back then LOL) like he was waiting for me to recognize him. I couldn't remember his name. Bwahahaha!!!
I said, "I know you're someone famous, but I can't remember your name!"
He just laughed and said "hi".
p.s. I was NOT one of the 20,000
this topic kinda makes me want to break up with the T-Bone just to see what kind of damage I could do to my list ....
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@ Jaime... and why is that (20,000) not possible???? ;-) LOL... Yeah, it is quite a stretch... no pun intended...
ReplyDelete@ Shelly... yeah... there are all kinds of karmic debt and chaos involved in such goings on... I do like the way you would have named that blog... I've had several experiences where a woman has broken up with me... she found someone 'better'... or 'different'... and later came back... the hurt and the pain they caused me wouldnt allow me to take them back...
@ Joan @ 'Anything Fits...' I think it's just the use/abuse of perceived power... All in all, I would think it might leave one feeling empty... but... what would I know...
@ Pissy... dayum... I thought you were going to say that you were one of them... my brother told me about running into Johnny Cash in the Atlanta airport some years ago... and that he walked up to Cash and asked him... 'Do you know who you are?' LOL
What a great story though!!! It's amazing the stories that we each have to tell... it's good to share them... :-)
@ Stacy (No E)... rhut rho... now you can NOT leave a teaser like that... and not expect us to want to know MORE!!! Spill the beans!!!!! ;-)
~shoes~