Monday, February 9, 2015

"Fifty Shades Of..."





Shoes...


The movie... based on this best seller... 
is set to open this Saturday, on 

Valentines Day...
... apparently, nothing quite says LOVE like 
butt plugs, nipple clamps and bondage.



So... here is my contribution to the 'Fifty Shades' mania...

 For most recent 'Fifty Shades news, 
as it relates to my home state, click

 HERE...

For some reason, I am reminded of a comment that was 
made during an episode of 'Boston Legal' some years ago...

Denny Crane tells Alan Shore about a woman in his life...
and he says...



"Alan... Bev is the woman I've always dreamed of: 
an angel in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen."

Alan... somewhat surprised asked Denny...

"Don't you have that backwards?"

to which Denny replied...

"not last night..."




This beats the Hell out of 'an apple a day 'concept...

just sayin'...



I wonder if this is anything like Indian Wrestling...???

 ... or hands-on?



Talk about discrimination...



This reminds me of the 'slippery when wet' thing...





I wonder if skeletons get boners???


AC/DC...?

 I wonder if she tingles when he's plugged in??




I would imagine it has nothing to do with tears...

Do you?



So much for true love...






~shoes~

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  1. Red ShoesFebruary 9, 2015 at 5:49 PM

    OK... this is an attempt to get back to the more fun, nonsensical stuff that may be associated with me...

    The past few months have been difficult... the next few are going to be as well... but I am sorting through stuff...

    Things are going to be ok...

    ~shoes~

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  2. Kalei's Best FriendFebruary 9, 2015 at 6:58 PM

    The next few months DOESN"T have to be... Take the bull by its horns.. don't let them win. You're intelligent- use that- its your best weapon. :-)

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    1. Kalei's Best FriendFebruary 9, 2015 at 6:59 PM

      50 Shades of Shoes--- God, I love it!. LOL

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    2. Red ShoesFebruary 9, 2015 at 7:10 PM

      Hi there, Chris... yes, it doesn't have to be... but some of the things may just be out of my control... and I may just have to play with some of the things that happen...

      Re: '50 Shades of Shoes...'

      This was fun... :o)

      ~shoes~

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  3. YvonneFebruary 9, 2015 at 8:45 PM

    I may be the only woman on this planet that has no desire whatsoever, to see this movie. I attempted to read the book but couldn't get past the first few pages. What's funny is that I write erotica, but 50 shades, that's not erotica to me. Besides, I already saw 9 1/2 Weeks. -The original one, when Mickey Rourke looked human. ha! ---Hope your difficult times, become less and less, friend.

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    1. Red ShoesFebruary 10, 2015 at 4:38 PM

      I have not read it... but based on what I have been told, I have possibly committed some of those acts... maybe... kinda... sorta...

      ~shoes~

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    2. YvonneFebruary 10, 2015 at 4:50 PM

      Ha! Ohhh kinky! :)

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    3. Red ShoesFebruary 10, 2015 at 8:12 PM

      (you write erotica???)

      ((oh my...))

      ~shoes~

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  4. BBFebruary 9, 2015 at 9:15 PM

    I'm with Yvonne. No interest in the movie. Didn't read the book....although I could have written a few chapters..LOL. This post cracked me up Shoes! Good one!

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    1. Red ShoesFebruary 10, 2015 at 4:36 PM

      ... in that case, I expect to see a 'Fifty Shades of Barbara' post...

      Just sayin'...

      ~shoes~

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  5. Ryan BeaumontFebruary 9, 2015 at 9:37 PM

    50 Shades of Mississippi:

    Catfish - does this mean you are going to eat me Ryan

    Ryan - No Catfish, first I don't just eat Catfish. I fry hard in clean oil that has never been used! I get you nice and wet and then dip you in corn meal sprinkled with pepper and salt. If I feel you need to be punished I might just add some Jalapeno! Then I fry you crisply. And if my appetite is so insatiable then I fry a pickle and a hushpuppy as well and eat all of you!

    Catfish - holy fuck

    Ryan - You can leave at any time but stay here and you will be eaten and eaten over and over and washed down with Sweet Tea brewed in the sun under a sweet Stench of a Wisteria Tree.

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    1. Red ShoesFebruary 10, 2015 at 8:03 PM

      HAH!! I like this, Ryan...

      However, it's not just catfish at risk of being eaten..

      ~shoes~

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  6. Miss Stormy "Gumshoe" MarplesFebruary 10, 2015 at 11:48 AM

    "50 Shades of Shoes"

    Luv it.

    We were talking of "joy" today some friends and I. The difference in "happiness" and "joy".

    Last night, I opted to stay home with the Professor instead of going into the Coffeeshop. He would be on my mind instead of work anyway. As we laid on sofa, him sleeping peacefully and me reading a mystery, I said to myself "These are the moments I cherish. The moments I will remember."

    Do not worry about where u will end up in a few months. Where u will be is where u should be. Follow ur heart's desires wherever and whomever that might be with and u will have chosen the right path to journey down. And I think u will find "joy". And "joy" is an awesome place to be.

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    1. Red ShoesFebruary 10, 2015 at 8:06 PM

      You are right... happiness and joy is where one finds it...

      Things are going to be ok for me...

      ~shoes~

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  7. Ki' LeaFebruary 10, 2015 at 1:09 PM

    Oh Jim!!! Why did you have to post the link to the AFA? Now I think I have to see it on principle. Because I despise all things AFA and Wildmon.

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    1. Red ShoesFebruary 10, 2015 at 4:34 PM

      Hey you... I had to go back and look... I thought the link went to a Jackson, MS area newspaper... I now see that Wildmon and AFA are mentioned in the article... my apologies...

      I personally would probably want to see anything on his don't watch list... just sayin...

      HAH!!

      ~shoes~

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  8. Ki' LeaFebruary 10, 2015 at 1:31 PM

    Of course, if your revision comes out.... I'm sure that would be... Interesting. ;-)

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    1. SimplicityFebruary 10, 2015 at 7:55 PM

      So are you gonna go see it? :). I am for sure! Looks like some kinky fun to me :)

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    2. Red ShoesFebruary 10, 2015 at 8:09 PM

      I think I will.. why not...

      It could be interesting.... it seems that this movie is pre-sold out... It seems to be in great demand by the viewers...

      ~shoes~

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2015 at 1:28 PM

    These were hilarious, one right after the other. It's difficult to pick which one is my favorite but I think it's Fifty Shades of Shoes...

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  10. Blue GrumpsterFebruary 12, 2015 at 2:36 PM

    And two orgasms a day will kill you? No? Okay! Hey, I read in Robin's cave that you're with me. Now, doesn't that sound a bit, um, unexpected in the context of Fifty Shades and Buttplugs? I thought so too, so let's ignore it and play another instrument.

    How are you today, Shoes? I would be lying if I told you I didn't miss your comment, so I'm not gonna say that. One question, though: are you planning on taking on a role in the sequel?

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  11. Green MonkeyFebruary 13, 2015 at 6:13 AM

    Thanks for the morning laughter shoes.
    :)))))

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  12. musicwithinyouFebruary 20, 2015 at 7:52 PM

    You bet your butt I'm going to go see it!! You remember I read the books. I'm sorry but no where in this book did it promote wife abuse. I was too had a hard time getting past the first few pages but found the story to be much more then just hard core sex.

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