Sunday, November 17, 2013

"November 22, 1963..."




Wow...


This coming Friday, November 22... will be the 50th anniversary of the assassination of John F. Kennedy.  I remember a part of that day that I doubt I will ever forget as long as I live.



I say that because for the most part, that morning and noontime in my world was the same as any other day of that week... or month... or year.

It was a Friday, and most of my friends and I were ready for Thanksgiving that would come that next week.  I was in the 7th grade, and we had been outside playing during lunch recess...  the 1:00 PM bell rang to tell us it was time to go back inside and resume our work...


(... happening while we were playing...)

As we came into the hallway, we were told to get to our homerooms immediately and to sit down... this wasn't normal.  When we went into our rooms, we were told to sit down and to be quiet.  A radio was being played over the P.A. system...


(...happening while we were playing...)

... we were able to listen and eventually we heard a voice say that "... the president has been shot."  We were kids, but we knew that wasn't good... there were gasps... there were "Oh no's"... 

We listened and were hearing of places that meant nothing special to us... "Dealey Plaza"... Dallas, Texas...  the president was to make a speech.


"Dealey Plaza"
Dallas, TX


Texas Book Depository Building

And then came the radio version of this announcement...



Things really changed... I immediately started wondering what was going to happen now... we had come closer to a nuclear war with the Soviet Union... far closer than many people will ever realize... and what was going to happen now?

Someone at school decided that we needed to maintain  our class schedule for the rest of the day... and we did.  The only thing I can remember though is going to a P.E. class... playing basketball.., and actually making a shot from the free throw line.

At the end of the school day, we took the buses home... and I ran to my family's business, where I knew Mom and Dad would be.  That symbolized 'safety' for me.

We would gather around the TV that evening... and learn of Lee Harvey Oswald...



... the fellow who had been arrested and charged with having killed a Dallas police officer and President Kennedy.  One comment I remember my Dad making...


"Hell... he doesn't look smart enough to have done this..."

My Dad wasn't a Kennedy fan... and he was already guessing at who was involved in the killing of the President.  I had no idea that much of the country was wondering the exact same thing.



... and a few days later, while Lee Harvey Oswald was being moved to a "safer" location, he was shot and killed by a fellow named Jack Ruby... a very low-level mob-connnected guy.  This would just fuel more speculation about who all was involved in this act.

Mom and Dad saved copies of the newspapers for all of us... I'm sure my recently departed dear sister got all of them... they were probably used for packing and moving stuff from her house.



Later that Friday, aboard Air Force One, Lyndon Baines Johnson was sworn into office as the next president of the United States... Mrs. Kennedy was by his side... Johnson had demanded that she be there, and she made the comment that she felt she needed to be there... she was wearing the same suit that she was earlier in the day when her husband was assassinated.



... and later that evening, JFK was returned to Washington, DC...

Seeing on TV... the unloading of the casket... and then Lyndon Johnson later speaking into a bank of microphones on the tarmac... was the ending of a very bizarre day for this kid.

My recollection  is that we stayed glued to the television set for the next few days... wanting to know what was going to happen next.



~shoes~



Edited:


I 've read another blog where someone referred to the shooter/shooters of JFK as having been 'right-wing nut jobs'...  I found this photo which sheds an interesting light on such a perception.




~shoes~

Friday, November 15, 2013

"Larry Packs Porn..."




and He Don't Care...

PART II!!!
(Part I of this post can be found HERE!!)  




Scooter, aka Liam Larry... is an amazing fool....



These revelations with Liam Larry always seem to occur while we are having dinner.

Larry is fixated... obsessed... by porn, Bless his heart his little pointed head.

He laughs and jokes about it, but it isn't funny...


So... at dinner tonight, he shares with me...

"I bet I've seen 800 blow jobs in the past few days..."



So that got me to thinking...

... which more often than not, is scary.

Very Scary...


So, Liam Larry says, 

"just imagine, while I'm teaching,
More than likely,  someone is getting a blow job."

Personally, I don't want to think about 
blow jobs and Liam Larry at the same time...



AUGH!!!!!!!!!


She definitely has compression here...


OK... this may just simply be the guy coming out in me, 
but I want to see them meet in the middle now!!


Damn... I bet she hates when that happens...



Mom used to tell me that when I would cross my eyes...



That is ONE  valid argument!!!!


Oh Baby...

Well... like I said, 

I started thinking...

~shoes~
















Tuesday, November 12, 2013

"Word Of The Day..."






So I looking at some porn magazine... and I ran across this word...  (afterall, what porn is going to use a word with THAT many syllables!?!?)


Sapiosexual


... and I thought to myself, 'What the fuck is that??'

... so I looked it up and I learned something.


Is this the same thing as a 'mind fuck?'



I do have to admit that I find humor, intelligence, a great wit...
ALL a great deal of fun!!



... and of course, 
GREATLY explains  zombies proclivity for 

BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!

Who would EVER have thought this!?!?!?!?!





Do you think that you might be a

Sapiosexual??

Well, guess what??

I found a test you can take that can help determing whether you are or not.

Hmmm... taking a test??

Does that turn you on??

Anyway, click


For the record, I scored a 61...

If you took the test, what did you score??

What about this clip?


Did that do anything for you?

Do you think that this
is an example of

premature webination???


Do equations make you horny, baby??


well, do they??


This could easily explain why even nerds, geeks, and other righteous dudes manage to get laid....


Righteous Dude
'Ferris Bueller'






Of course, this table, which shows the differences 
between the male and female brain may well explain EVERYTHING!!!

Anyway...

I trust you have learned something here...

~shoes~






Monday, November 11, 2013

"Veteran's Day... Re-Post..."



This is a repost of something I wrote a couple of years ago.  It still seems fitting.  In addition to today being Veterans' Day here in the U.S., I do believe that it's Remembrance Day' in Canada.

___________


In Flanders Field

John McCrae, May 1915

In Flanders Fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders Fields.

Take up the quarrel with the foe;
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch: be yours to hold it high.
If you break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders Fields.

_________



Today, November 11... is Veterans Day... I remember my Mom and Dad referring to it as Armistice Day, the day that the end of World War I was recognized world-wide...


"Major hostilities of World War I were formally ended at the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918 with the German signing of the Armistice..."




Over time, Veterans Day was altered to honor veterans from all wars...   I remember when I was a boy, Dad took me to Illinois to visit the family homestead... and later to the Brown Family Cemetery... one of the headstones he took me to belonged to a young man by the name of 'Leland Brown'... on his headstone is inscribed...


"One of Pershing's 100 Heros..."


My Dad told me that during the course of World War I that Leland had pulled off something similar to Alvin York's accomplishments...


Omaha Beach, June 6, 1944


A late brother-in-law was an 18 year old the day he landed on Omaha Beach in France... to begin the last thrust of the war that was designed to push the Germans out of France... back into Germany... and end the war.


Before his stint in World War II was over, he would be wounded in France, and again in Belgium at the Battle of the Bulge...  He was a kid...  What were you doing when you were 18???


There is footage of the landing in Normandy that always haunts me... there are three soldiers running onto the beach... and one falls motionless... I keep waiting, hoping to see him stir... move... do something to indicate that maybe he tripped... or was just wounded... Of course, he doesn't.  Over 2,500 young men died on the beaches that morning.




Of course, the war that haunts me and my generation is the Vietnam War... I am still appalled at how the troops returning from Vietnam were treated by America...  Not only were the young men and women targets in Southeast Asia, but also back in the states... I still remember some of the looks I got when I traveled in my Air Force dress blues...



I am disturbed to hear news that Arlington Cemetery... where many of  America's military dead heroes are buried... has dishonored so many by burying many of the soldiers in the wrong graves... or disposing of their ashes in very disrespectful ways.


These people deserve our respect and our attention... Giving them the medical care, rehabilitation, and final respects are the least we can do...


I was disturbed to hear news on the television this morning about the number of "unattended" funerals for deceased veterans... where no one shows up for the service... 


We are the great nation that we are because we have had 235-plus years of people willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for our Country... for our Freedoms...





Honor our military members...

We owe them...

~shoes~

Sunday, November 10, 2013

"Old..."



Guess





What



Today


Is


?





~shoes~

Friday, November 8, 2013

"Friday...





(dink:  the sound my phone makes 
when I receive a text message...)

Dink:  I was considering becoming an alcoholic...

Dink:  Thoughts?

~shoes~:  I don't think that you would make a good alcoholic...

~shoes~:  You don't drink enough...

Dink:  Dammit

~shoes~:  HAR!!
































~shoes~