This is a re-post of something I wrote a couple of years ago
for a blog Zombie Walk... I liked the way it turned out
so I thought I would recycle it...
~shoes~
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Greetings...
Welcome to my contribution to the Zombie Walk... Let's see what I can come up with...
What a delicious little number she is...
She might be difficult to resist...
I wonder if she bites...
It appears that even the President gets into things like this from time to time...
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So... I thought I found myself in a room full of zombies earlier today, but it turns out it was just one of my classrooms full of students... of course, when looking at how to identify a zombie, I can see why this was easy to do... except for the brain eating part anyway...
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What would a Shoes post be without sexual innuendo...???
I wonder if zombies find us finger-licking good? I wonder if a zombie-tress could give a blow job without biting? I bet not!!
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Now, for your reading entertainment, how about some Zombie Haiku??
I hunger for your
Delicious cerebellum...
Where's the ice cream scoop?
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Zombies came calling...
They refused tea and crumpets...
I am losing my mind.
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Dismembered zombie
heads roll around on the floor.
Soccer anyone?
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Oh my God! Zombies
are coming! Run! Run! Run! Run!
Oh, wait... you are slow.
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I thought he had been
lost or run over. Turns out
Zombies ate my cat.
That shotgun won't work
unless you aim for the head.
Brain matter splatter.
Speaking of guns...
I have absolutely no idea how I started this post of with a sexual zombie content and it evolved into this...
Happy Hallowe'en...
~shoes~
After looking at the "President Evil" poster and the "How to Identify a Zombie" criteria, I feel much better. Our president is neither disheveled nor pale.
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon, JJ... I would agree that the president is pretty much a total train wreck. He hasn't fared well lately with his health care fiascoes and having been caught in the lies that he has been spinning.
ReplyDeleteOtherwise, Happy Hallowe'en!
~shoes~
I for one am not a happy camper... did u hear his latest where during his campaign he stated that under the ACA 'you can keep your present insurance'....he neglected to include that it only pertained to those employed... what about those retired or pay privately???? I sure got a rude awakening w/a notice of cancellation of my insurance in Dec... and would have the option to take the ACA or what my insurer came up w/. The President's look in this post must be what he's feeling nowadays! very apropo!
Delete"Oh wait you are slow" - that made me LAUGH!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween 2013!
ReplyDeleteI bet she would bite, if you wanted her too! ha! Hope you got lots of trick or treats -well, more treats than tricks, that is! :)
ReplyDeleteOk, I your blog came across my feed again and I saw that first picture, it's so gross!!! lol
Delete"I thought I found myself in a room full of zombies earlier today, but it turns out it was just one of my classrooms full of students..."
ReplyDeleteHaHahahahaha!!
A few more:
ReplyDelete“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.”
― Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
“Blood is really warm,
it's like drinking hot chocolate
but with more screaming.”
― Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry for Your...Brains
I hope your halloween was fantastic. I went as a nudist on strike this year. :)