"Friday Shiznit..."

An Amish man and his son were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart, and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this, Father?'

The father (never having seen an elevator before) responded, 'Son, I don't know... I've never seen anything like this!'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a woman in a motorized wheel chair approached the moving walls and pressed a button.  The walls opened, and the woman rolled between the doors into a small room.  The walls then closed, and the boy and his father watched the numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number... and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order...

Finally, the walls opened once again, and a gorgeous 24-year old blonde emerged...

The father... not taking his eyes off the blonde, said quietly to his son...

"Quick... go get your Mother..."

So, I'm going to Hell...

*shrugs*

~shoes~