Friday, August 24, 2012

"What The Fuck..."-






Friday!!!


Let's start off with a test...


Which of these ladies above is blonde?

I will disclose the answer later...

Meanwhile...



I suppose this could be an interesting use for post-it notes.

Should work for either gender, I suppose...



This is why men, more often than not, 

don't make good crime scene witnesses.
Not much more to be said here...



It is this kind of things that drive us teachers to drink... 
or to drink more...
Much More...

If you don't get it, ask, and I will explain it.


Another self explanatory cartoon...



Recent studies have indicated that alcohol abuse use tends to
have some medicinal healing qualities...


However...
it hinders spelling... 

It's aisle, not isle...


Let me help you with that selection...

Here is another interesting beer commercial for your viewing pleasure.
All I can say is that I never had anything like that happen to me at the beach...

 Every time I watch her move close to him at the end, I start 'motorboating' it... if'n you know what I mean...


This next video, I reckon, shows the  effect of G-force on articles of clothing...


I never had anything like this happen while I've been driving either...

This next video is a commercial extolling  safe sex...
Hmmmmmm... latex...

Here's the answer to the quiz at the beginning of the post...

However, an astute observer would have noticed that 
she is the only one with the wrong leg lifted...
~shoes~
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20 comments:

  1. middle childAugust 24, 2012 at 11:02 PM

    I am extreemly astute. But please don't give me any of that math shit or I will be drinking right along side you!

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    1. Red ShoesAugust 26, 2012 at 9:52 AM

      Hey you...

      Here's the answer... start with our original equation of:
      (a+b)^n

      Let's substitute numbers for our variables:

      (4x - 3)^2
      = (4x - 3)(4x - 3)
      = 4x*4x - 3*4x - 4x*3 + 3*3
      = 16x^2 - 12x - 12x + 9
      = 16x^2 - 24x + 9

      All that goober did was spread out the original equation. Of course, drinking is more fun! :oD

      What's your choice? I'll go ahead and pour you a stiff one! ;o)

      ~shoes~

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  2. Jack and JillAugust 25, 2012 at 12:19 PM

    Great stuff! I note with some amusement that you couldn't help but correct the error in the "alcohol isle" picture. I'm the exact same way; I can share something with an error, though I too must disclaim it, as though pointing out to my friends (many of which undoubtedly wouldn't notice) that I'm not so clueless as to make such an obvious error.

    -Jack

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    1. Red ShoesAugust 26, 2012 at 9:57 AM

      Hi there, Jack...

      Yeah, spelling and subject/verb alignment really get to me. Maybe I've been teaching too long. I know that when I write something, I go back and re-read, and even then, mistakes get past me. This is why when we write anything that is research-oriented, we ask a colleague to proof read it for us.

      We tend to not be able to catch our own mistakes...

      How's Life, Jack?

      ~shoes~

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  3. red.neck chicAugust 25, 2012 at 4:06 PM

    LMBO!

    all the testing makes me want to get belligerent.

    :) robelyn

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    1. Red ShoesAugust 26, 2012 at 9:58 AM

      Hi there, Robelyn.

      You speak of being belligerent but I've never seen you that way... :op

      ~shoes~

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  4. musicwithinyouAugust 25, 2012 at 4:58 PM

    I'm quilty when it comes to spelling mistakes and you would think i would notice it while I'm writing it but I notice it once I post it. weird.

    First, i have seen the blonde question and the condom comercial. Love it!!

    Motorboating! lol!! I can hear you now.

    Do we get points if we hit the target in that one picture?

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    1. Red ShoesAugust 26, 2012 at 10:04 AM

      Hey you...

      Well, we just don't notice our own mistakes. When one is composing, it is easy to use 'their' or there' when we mean 'they're'.

      Even after writing and later proofing, I still find mistakes in my posts.

      Of course you get the points...

      ~shoes~

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  5. Introverted ArtAugust 25, 2012 at 8:44 PM

    I failed majorly in choosing the blond one :P Maybe its time to dye my hair blonde :P

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    1. Red ShoesAugust 26, 2012 at 10:07 AM

      Noooooooooooooo... don't dye it!!!

      From a guy's standpoint, it is easy to get lost in that photo anyway. :oD

      ~shoes~

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  6. Wine and WordsAugust 25, 2012 at 10:02 PM

    Shoes....you need a lover. NOW!

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    1. Red ShoesAugust 26, 2012 at 10:08 AM

      Hi there, Annie!!!

      *re-reads last two posts*

      I think you are on to something!!!

      ;o)

      ~shoes~

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  7. Miss Stormy "Gumshoe" MarplesAugust 26, 2012 at 2:18 AM

    Oh I have to laugh at Wine and Words' comments.

    I agree. Oh Lord Have Mercy!!! I have been thinking that for a year now.

    I tried--I tried very hard to keep my comments to myself.

    Professor Red Shoes u do need a lover. Someone needs to love u to death.

    This blogging world is like a big ole family.

    We care about one another.

    Nite nite from Memphis

    StormyDawn and Buttons

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    1. Red ShoesAugust 26, 2012 at 10:10 AM

      Hi there, Stormy...

      I hope all is well in your neck of the woods!

      ~shoes~

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  8. Mrs. MAugust 26, 2012 at 8:29 AM

    Love the commercials!!

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    1. Red ShoesAugust 26, 2012 at 10:11 AM

      Hi there, Mrs. M...

      Speaking of motorboating... :oD

      Thank you for stopping by!

      ~shoes~

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  9. Steven CainAugust 26, 2012 at 12:23 PM

    I was waiting for them to all be guys. Well.. not waiting... as in with bated breath or anything... just regular old waiting.

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  10. Red ShoesAugust 26, 2012 at 5:45 PM

    Hi, Steve...

    Hahahaha...

    I knew what you meant... ;o)

    ~shoes~

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  11. SenoritaAugust 26, 2012 at 11:26 PM

    Just remember..... when you are having a rough day with bonehead students..... BOOBIES and KITTIES...... BOOBIES and KITTIES......

    That is all. Thank you and good night.

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  12. Red ShoesAugust 27, 2012 at 2:51 PM

    Hey you!!

    Boobies and kitties?!?!?

    I think 'kitties and titties' is easier to pronounce!!!

    Thank you and good afternoon!!

    ~shoes~

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