DRILL!!!!!"
We had an Emergency Planning Seminar this morning here at Alluvial Flood Plain State University and I failed a Health and Safety course that was put on for the faculty...
One of the questions was:
"In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"
"Fuckin' big ones" was apparently the wrong answer.
Speaking of scary...
Did you see this ONE?
This dumbass fellow had been dating a dentist, and broke up with her... and evidently, just days later, he shows up at her office with a tooth ache.
"I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions," the female dentist was quoted as having said.
"But...
...when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a bastard' and decided to take all his teeth out."
"I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn't feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages," the toothless wonder mumbled.
Adding to his trauma, he said his new girlfriend has already left him over his now toothless appearance.
LMBO!!!
Yet again???
Talk about Karma!!!!!
I'd better finish grading this bullshit stack of exams...
Amended to add this headline:
Dentist Dropped Tool Down Woman's Throat, Lawsuit Claims
Read about it HERE!!
I swear, it's almost impossible to make some of this stuff up!!
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Do you know not ten minutes ago, someone told me that I look like a hippo when I yawn?? (Luckily they never said I look like a hippo from the back . . . ) Having seen that pic there on your blog, I really do have to agree with them!
ReplyDeleteKatherine... hey you... thanks for stopping by! I loved your story about wearing the mis-matched boots on your blog!
DeleteI bet you don't look like a hippo when you yawn... but that guy in the photo sure does!
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Kate is beautiful, she just doesn't like to admit it.
DeleteHello! You're welcome. The boot thing is a regular thing with me! I do have slightly more teeth than a hippo, but we sure do have the same size mouth.
DeleteBathwater - you really are too kind.
I can't read the article. And I am afraid I am now going to have nightmares over losing all of my teeth. I am suggestible like this... And if you don't stop using the "Jesus thinks you're a dumbass" picture, you might as well use it as your Button. LOL.
ReplyDeleteRobin... I'm not intentionally using the 'Jesus' button, but for some reason, it just seems to fit in... LMBO!!
DeleteI've read somewhere what it means when one dreams about losing their teeth... I need to go re-read it...
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That waking up with no teeth is almost as bad as the shop owner in China having his nuts squeezed until he passed out, having a heart attack, and dying.
ReplyDeleteOMG, Joshua... I READ about THAT!!!!
DeleteI still hurt when I read things about nut pain... ARGH!!!!
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You know most people are afraid of dentists right? (not me, of course). How could you post this? You are evil. EVIL I tell you!
ReplyDeleteHey you... I've been told I was a bunch of things.. evil? That's the first time!
DeleteHAHAHAHA!!!
I hope all is well with you!!
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GAAAAAAAAH! That made my whole mouth hurt.
ReplyDeleteMine, too!! That had to hurt sooner or later!! Ha!
DeleteHow are things with you? OK??
:o)
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Who the hell has the balls to go under anesthesia with an ex in the room!
ReplyDeleteEw, I'm sorry I read that. I, too, used to dream that my teeth crumbled and fell out.
ReplyDeleteSounds to me like we think alike. I would have answered that question the same exact way! Some people just have no sense of humor I guess...haha. As for the dumbass who went to the ex-gf...looks like she pulled it out of him huh? Hope all is well in your world!
ReplyDeleteI know you didn't make that up. The things that people do, Shoes....
ReplyDeleteDuh, I was at the dentist today....thankfully no extractions, just a polish. I rather like my dentist - he looks a bit like Colin Firth ;-)
ReplyDeleteSHOOOOOOOES!!!! you're cracking me up and it hurts to laugh! LOVE the "portrait of ME" its so....YOU.
ReplyDeleteteeth stuff creeps me out. I'd rather have my breasts removed then a tooth extracted. seriously.
I've dedicated my night to catching up on Red Shoes Chronicles and wine
(I gave up pain pills on Saturday)
My biggest fear in life is going to the dentist. Steve Martin is always singing in my head as I cringe in the chair. I really like this woman dentist but I wonder about her intelligence. Why would she date and then be crushed over the break-up with such an incredibly stupid man?
ReplyDeleteYour emergency plan sounds good to me!
Reminds me of the geography quiz I failed..
ReplyDeleteWhere do women have the curliest hair?
Turns out it's Africa.
The guy dumped his girl and then went to her for a toothache? What did he think was going to happen? Seriously - what a dumbass.
ReplyDeleteI heard about that! As if going to the dentist wasn't scary enough....
ReplyDeleteAt least he qualifies as Lash Laru's sidekick now.He already did in the brains Dept.
ReplyDeleteIt's so great seeing this humorous side in you/in your post. Hope this cheerful side of you sticks around for awhile.
ReplyDeleteThere are several possible meanings about dreams as they relate to the loss of teeth... some say it indicates a loss of power, some say it indicates that the dreamer is aging and losing his/her attractiveness... I googled and read several dream interpretations... all were interesting reads!
ReplyDelete~shoes~