Some colleagues and I were talking a while back about sex... if you can imagine such a thing... and this one fellow offered up a statement that I had heard before... he said...
"If I were able to give myself a blow job, I don't think I would ever leave the house..."
And a lull ensued...
I'm not sure what others were thinking... whether they were trying to envision him doing that to himself... or imagining that they could do that to themselves... or what...
I think that would definitely re-define masturbation...
So... somehow I searched and searched and searched for happened across some photos of very flexible people (that just happened to be female)... I'm sure I had some thoughts as I selected the ones I was going to use... but I can't remember what they were...
I would DEFINITELY want to be in her yoga class...
I think that kind of flexibility could take sex to a different level... to the next plane...
I would think that the possibilities would be endless... this boot camp class that is abusing the fuck out of me I am currently enjoying is supposed to give me a greater degree of flexibility... After looking at some of these photos, I have a way to go yet...
If there were more reasons... er... young ladies like this in some of these classes, I think I would be tempted to register for more of them...
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On a more serious note, I can tell that I am already reaping the benefit of this boot camp class... it is stressing my knees... but I am already showing a great deal of improvement... always take the time to improve yourself... to appreciate yourself...
To love yourself...
There is nothing more important in your life than your well being...
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Isn't it amazing what the human body can do? As always, your photos are awesome.
ReplyDeleteHappy to hear all is well in your world. xo
I had to look twice at that last picture I got lost for a second.
ReplyDeleteBeen in sweaty yoga for nearly a year...you would certainly enjoy the view there (though I do have quite a bit of work ahead of me still) And....not surprisingly - about a third of the classes are male. Hmm....wonder why that is so??
ReplyDeleteBtw....I did not state that well. I meant the view of the flexible girls - of which I am not (quite).
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Ouch, this post makes my body ache! And not that fun, "I want you" kind of ache! I'm in real pain here, Shoes!!
ReplyDeletei'm pretty flexible, but damn! these girls put me to shame.
ReplyDeleteMy Bitch class is totally hurting my knees too. But I tell you that nothing tastes as good as how thin feels. I miss my old body.
ReplyDeleteDon't hurt yourself in that class.
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@ Hi there, Christine... it IS amazing what the human body can do... I am shooting for more flexibility, but I seriously doubt I could ever come close to what those ladies are doing!!!
ReplyDelete@ Bathwater... yeah... I know exactly what you mean... ;o)
@ Southern Girl... you may have some work ahead of you, but I've also seen some of the photos you have posted... I would love to see that in a sweaty yoga clothes... :oD
@ Anything... yeah... I agree... that looks painful to me!!!! OUCH!!!
@ Jaime... I don't think you have anything to be ashamed of...
@ Senorita... yeah... but I will never be in my 20s or 30s again... but I can be the best I can be "right now!"
@ Secretia... Im trying not to... but I tore up a knee a few years ago playing racquet ball... had to have ACL and cartilage surgery... but I do the best I can do...
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