"No Man-Card For You!!!"
"No Man Card For YOU!!!"
So... tell me... have you ever seen one of these things in action?
I was on my way home from the office the other day... and saw something like this on the sidewalk... just a flailing away... and some poor guy was the subject of the flailing...
The woman had this posture, as shown above...
... and the man had...
... this position...
Poor Bastard...
I mean... what could the poor bastard have possibly done?
Did he leave the toilet seat up??
Or, did he pee on the toilet seat??
I guess he may have done that...
I mean, right there in public, on that sidewalk, she was essentially castrating this poor fellow... and an even more sad thing is... I know him... and he's not a bad guy... and he has rather advanced MS...
I mean... right there she cancelled his Man Card...
Man Card...
Now, sometimes, we guys do some shit that results in our being responsible for our Man Cards being cancelled...
"Just asking for it..."
I remember being in the position this fellow was in... I guess it was the last time I went anywhere in public with my then-wife... it was the last time I tried to make my marriage work... she got mad at me in a restaurant and started yelling... waving her arms... the thing is, I can't remember now what she said... or what she called me... just that I stood up, paid for the dinner, and left... I waited in the car for her, since we were in Memphis... and I didn't want to leave her stranded there without a way home...
~shoes~
