Not quite Shoes...
But Almost...
Good afternoon...
Well, I think I am beyond that birthday I experienced survived last week...
I've had quite a few of em, but this one has really taken the wind out of my sails... I'm sure I will eventually regain my composure, but...
Anyhooo...
I found this Engineering Flowchart earlier and thought,
'damn, isn't THAT the truth?!'
I can't think of much of anything that is 'stoved up,' other than myself, that WD-40 isn't the cure-all/fix-all for... When I used to do quite a bit of target shooting, my rifles all would receive a WD-40 bath afterwards... I think I became addicted to the smell of that stuff...
I've been told that older women go for men that smell like Mentholatum and urine...
I'm not sure I believe that...
... so this got me to thinking...
about...
duct tape...
I've heard that duct tape can fix almost anything...
... and that it has a multitude of uses...
A Brazilian using duct tape??
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These photos make me wanna go looking for a pair of scissors...
Why is it that women are SO sexy wrapped in duct tape...
And men are so...
Dorky looking...
Stupid Looking...
I've been told that a Red Neck Tool Box consists only of
WD-40 and Duct Tape...
Here, baby...
Let me help you with that...
As for my attitude,
I'm working on it...
~shoes~