Monday, March 30, 2015

"Women and...





... Cars"

Supposedly this was filmed at a service station... a young lady was adding oil to her auto's engine...
I suppose she could have been...

I've seen stranger things...


Bless her heart...

This reminds me of something that happened
in the faculty parking lot one afternoon here at
Alluvial Flood Plain State University...


A young lady was having car trouble...

evidently, the battery had died and the car wouldn't start.

She asked of me...

"Can you help me jack my car off??"

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...

...

...

...


... real politely,

... real delicately,

I told her that the phrase was...

"Jump my car off...

Help me jump my car off..."

Bless her heart...

~shoes~
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19 comments:

  1. Blue GrumpsterMarch 30, 2015 at 6:02 PM

    You're right.. Bless her heart. So you didn't feel like oiling the machine?

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    1. Red ShoesMarch 31, 2015 at 11:22 AM

      As The BeaTles once said...

      "t'was a clean machine..."

      ~shoes~

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  2. Lauren FarrowMarch 31, 2015 at 11:59 AM

    Ha, ha! That was nice of you to help her out.

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    1. Red ShoesApril 1, 2015 at 10:50 AM

      Hi there, Lauren...

      I thought it was rather gentlemanly of me... I may have saved her some later embarassment...

      ~shoes~

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  3. RobinApril 1, 2015 at 10:56 AM

    I'm laughing so hard right now.

    Also, it's so good to see you back here. I was beginning to worry about you.

    Lastly, you do realize this post is RIPE for a HERE'S TO YOU dedication.... right????

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    1. Red ShoesApril 1, 2015 at 10:59 AM

      Hi there, Robin... obviously the universe is in sync... I was posting for you as you were posting here...

      Sometimes Life just beats us down...

      We eventually find our way out...

      Spring semesters are always more difficult... this one is exceedingly so...

      It's good to see you!

      ~shoes~

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  4. IleanaApril 2, 2015 at 5:57 AM

    She was probably a Miami girl and I think she was hitting on you. lol

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    1. Red ShoesApril 7, 2015 at 6:28 PM

      Hah!! As naive as I am... I missed that message if she indeed was...

      ~shoes~

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  5. Jules April 3, 2015 at 3:54 AM

    Bless her heart....She needs a pony instead :)

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    1. Red ShoesApril 7, 2015 at 6:30 PM

      Hi there, Jules...

      Who knows what would have happened... or been said... had that been the case...

      ~shoes~

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  6. UnknownApril 3, 2015 at 11:50 AM

    Oh my!!
    This is hilarious... :D
    Bless her heart indeed.

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    1. Red ShoesApril 8, 2015 at 8:00 AM

      Good morning, Jennifer!

      I felt sorry for her... she kinda sorta knew what she meant...

      How many of us have ever mis-spoken?

      ;-D

      ~shoes~

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  7. nitebyrdApril 4, 2015 at 10:17 AM

    LOL! She must have been so very young! My boss once told a co-worker he needed a blow-job. After the gasps and shocked looks, he quickly explained his hair needed to be blow DRIED! The man never listened to himself.

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    1. Red ShoesApril 8, 2015 at 7:54 AM

      Good morning, Nitebyrd...

      HAH!!! Even I would never have said that!!!

      Maybe...

      ~shoes~

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  8. Red ShoesApril 7, 2015 at 6:26 PM

    Hi there, Sandra...

    It was honestly all I could do to keep from laughing... and I certainly didn't want to embarass her...

    How is everything??

    ~shoes~

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  9. Ki' LeaApril 8, 2015 at 12:23 PM

    I actually said that to some guy in college. My friend told me later what I'd said. I wondered why he looked at me so strange. I was mortified! Glad he was a stranger I never saw again! LOL

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  10. Red ShoesApril 8, 2015 at 11:49 PM

    To say something like that to another is a real attention getter!!

    ~shoes~

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  11. Cheeky MinxApril 15, 2015 at 2:43 AM

    Ha! It's amazing how one tiny, little word can change everything... ;-)

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  12. SenoritaJune 3, 2015 at 10:24 PM

    Hahahahahaha !!

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