"Happy Fukken...

Valentine's Day...

It's that time of year again...

That causes all kinds of emotional angst...

It tears holes in the bottom of your stomach...

No, it's not April 15th yet...

It's that Day Of Love...

Shot through the heart...

And you're to blame.

 Darling, you give love a bad name..

There have been so many songs written in the name of Love...

This is one of my favorites...

Al Green is the shiznits....

(or is that shiznitz?)

Of course, in the spirit of equal time...

I should present a song from the other perspective...

Therefore I give you...

'She Fucking Hates Me...'

I've heard of trouser snakes...

... and one-eyes lizards...

but...

... another deal breaker...

Happy Valentine's Day...

~shoes~

"Fifty Shades Of..."

Shoes...

The movie... based on this best seller... 

is set to open this Saturday, on 

Valentines Day...

... apparently, nothing quite says LOVE like 

butt plugs, nipple clamps and bondage.

So... here is my contribution to the 'Fifty Shades' mania...

For most recent 'Fifty Shades news, 
as it relates to my home state, click

HERE...

For some reason, I am reminded of a comment that was 

made during an episode of 'Boston Legal' some years ago...

Denny Crane tells Alan Shore about a woman in his life...

and he says...

"Alan... Bev is the woman I've always dreamed of: 

an angel in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen."

Alan... somewhat surprised asked Denny...

"Don't you have that backwards?"

to which Denny replied...

"not last night..."

This beats the Hell out of 'an apple a day 'concept...

just sayin'...

I wonder if this is anything like Indian Wrestling...???

... or hands-on?

Talk about discrimination...

This reminds me of the 'slippery when wet' thing...

I wonder if skeletons get boners???

AC/DC...?

I wonder if she tingles when he's plugged in??

I would imagine it has nothing to do with tears...

Do you?

So much for true love...

~shoes~

"Dearly Beloved..."

"... we are gathered here...."

Have you ever heard of the word,

Taphophile?

It is a term that applies to someone who has a passion for and an enjoyment of cemeteries...  it appears that almost everything has a word for it...  I must be a 'taphophile'...  I love going through cemeteries... the older the better.  I really like looking at old tombstones...

What would a ~shoes~ post be without a music video?

Here is my mostest favoritest tombstone song...

Embedding is disabled for it so you have to click...

HERE...

Please do... it's a great song...

Anyway...

I found this interesting photo of 

the headstone of

'Bernard P. Hopkins'

Someone must have loved him... this headstone was installed...

However...

Someone also installed this one below it...

... and it appears to have been there for sometime.

A long time...

Could you do something like this to a family member?

Would you do something like this to a family member??

I have heard of funerals for people where no one was sad...

No tears were shed...

I have become a firm believer of what this image above says...

We can fall prey to words...

... but if we just watch them...

We learn everything we need to know.

I would like to know, though,

if you could or would do something like 

this to a deceased family member's grave.

~shoes~