Saturday, September 21, 2013

"Last Night I Had the Strangest..."




Dream...
[Disclaimer: This Dream was one night this past week;
Work with me here...]
... and was it ever fukt up.

Do you ever have fukt up dreams?

Dream Song #1

Really Strange Dreams??

... and wonder from where it emerged???


Last night, it seems that I had this dream about attending a party.  Not just a regular party, but a... party for swingers. No, not where everyone gets in a big swing and sways back and forth... but... a swingers' party.  
You know...
Wife swappin'...
(never mind that I'm single...)
(dreams don't have to make sense...)

 There was nothing in it to indicate that it was such a party, but many times in dreams, one is privy to most of what is going on... and since it was happening in my head, I knew this.


... somehow, at some point, I sensed that people were going to start pairing off, and I was talking to a couple of women... and I was thinking, this is working out pretty ok... 

... and about that time, this matron figure of a woman walked up to us, and asked...

"Are any of you here new?"

Not to be one to lie about things like this, I said that I was... and she told me that I was...

DISMISSED!!!!


Dream Song #2


Oh Man!!!  

 It seemed that just as things were just about to get interesting, I was going to have to leave... 
I mean...

I just got kicked out of my own dream!!!!!!!!

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


It always amazes me that more often than not, the faces of people in my dreams aren't people that I know.  Just faces...  there were several individuals in the dream where I knew and recognized their names... but it wasn't them.


... anyway... it seems that almost immediately, I am at some kind of Mezkin Restaurant... and there is a woman at the far end of the bar/table... the sense is that she is with me... and she has told the guys that work there that today was my birthday... and they bring out a cupcake with icing and sparkles and stuff on it... and one candle... and they are all singing to me...

Possibly the best Dream Song ever...

 As soon as they finish singing Happy Birthday, it's almost as if I am back at the swinging party... but it's a different one...  and things are REALLY progressing quite well!!

 Now, before you go and start thinking, "Damn, Shoes must have one Hell of a sex life!!!"....
Uh, No...
How in the Hell does a succubus 
end up in a sex dream???
Anyhoo...
just as everything is about to go to the next level...

Clothing is going everywhere...

Bodies...

Body parts...

It looks like an "All You Can  Eat" buffet...



and...

I woke up...

Fukken fukken dreams...

A classic case of 'Dreamus Interruptus'...

There should be some kind of Karmic Law against dreams
like this ending like THAT!!!!!!!!!


Grrrr....

~shoes~












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44 comments:

  1. AmiSeptember 22, 2013 at 12:56 AM

    When I read your post title, I heard Matthew Wilder in my head.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28KobNbbI2s

    I have 'those' kinds of dreams on occasion. I don't usually wake up, though, things, um, conclude.

    Funny. My hubby wants to hear all about it.

    Men are weird.

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    1. Red ShoesSeptember 22, 2013 at 1:47 PM

      HAR @ Matthew Wilder clip!!!

      I had forgotten ALL about that song!!!

      Men? Weird?? You bet... would you ladies have us any other way??

      ;oD

      ~shoes~

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  2. musicwithinyouSeptember 22, 2013 at 6:40 AM

    Yep don't you just love how dreams fuck with your head!!!
    My dream last night was about people chasing me.
    I've had some wicked sex ones too but normally mine do include people I know.
    Sometimes if its someone I haven't seen in awhile then I usually end up running into that person soon after the dream. Freaky

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    1. Red ShoesSeptember 22, 2013 at 1:49 PM

      Hi there, Liz...

      Until I got my blood pressure meds right, I was REALLY having some bizarre dreams!!!

      It is funny that after you dream about your friends that you soon run into them...

      ~shoes~

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  3. musicwithinyouSeptember 22, 2013 at 6:40 AM

    Yep don't you just love how dreams fuck with your head!!!
    My dream last night was about people chasing me.
    I've had some wicked sex ones too but normally mine do include people I know.
    Sometimes if its someone I haven't seen in awhile then I usually end up running into that person soon after the dream. Freaky

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  4. SimplicitySeptember 22, 2013 at 6:51 AM

    Dontcha hate that! I rarely have sex dreams but dont get cheated at the end!

    Are you watching the new series about swinging on Discovery Fit & Health too..comes on Sat. Nite? You know in case you wanted more dreams like that...lol.

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    1. Red ShoesSeptember 22, 2013 at 1:53 PM

      Hey you... I don't get Discovery Fit & Health... sounds like an interesting show however...

      What was interesting about the one I had though, was that it seemed really long, time-wise... some strange meshing together, though...

      ~shoes~

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  5. SillyoneSeptember 22, 2013 at 8:33 AM

    Sex dreams are the best!

    The dream I remember clearly, though, and we are talking years after the fact... I was standing at an old flip-style blackboard in a classroom. Next to me were Neil Gaiman and Mick Jagger. We were individually solving calculus problems while Jagger's groupies sat on stools behind us and held up score cards for correct answers and creative solutions.

    I swear, I was sober.

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    1. Red ShoesSeptember 22, 2013 at 2:08 PM

      Dear Silly one...

      LMBO @ your dream... were the groupies able to discern the correct answers, given that it was calculus?!?!?!?

      ~shoes~

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  6. Introverted ArtSeptember 22, 2013 at 1:24 PM

    Ha, that's what I call a dream!!!! Swingers' party, wife swap...boy oh boy ;-)

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    1. Red ShoesSeptember 22, 2013 at 2:41 PM

      Hi there, Ana...

      Dreams are amazing... the meaning of them, if we can really ever know... how they are generated... the whole nine yards!

      I hope all is well with you!

      ~shoes~

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  7. EllaSeptember 22, 2013 at 4:15 PM

    Well, that is always the way it goes. Better yet, just make your dream real and then stay asleep. Unfortunately, I have no good dreams to contribute to this line up. I'm boring, or my dreams are anyhow.

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    1. Red ShoesSeptember 22, 2013 at 4:41 PM

      Hey you... I can NOT imagine your dreams being boring at all!!!

      I had about a month there where my dreams were insane!!! I had one that I needed to write down... it was so bizarre... I didn't, and I couldn't remember the details by noon...

      ratz...

      ~shoes~

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  8. BBSeptember 22, 2013 at 4:20 PM

    Strange dreams indeed, but definitely something you could indulge in in reality...;-)

    I woke up dreaming about giant flying cockroaches and they were landing on my hair and arms. I'd rather be swinging...lol

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  9. Red ShoesSeptember 22, 2013 at 4:31 PM

    LMBO @ 'flying cockroaches!!!!'

    AUGH!!!!!!

    I had been having dreams that made absolutely NO sense...

    The more I think about this dream, the more that I think it is about control that others have over me...and people not being who I believe them to be. People getting in the way of things I need to do... and the act of being 'dismissed' by the one woman has imagery of a certain family member.

    ~shoes~

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  10. Green MonkeySeptember 22, 2013 at 4:54 PM

    I'm guessing you finished the dream on your own... in the shower.
    I'm going back now to look/listen to the clips. Sweet, sparkly, licky sticky dreams shoes ~ always

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    1. Red ShoesSeptember 22, 2013 at 4:57 PM

      Green Monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Hey you!!! I'm so happy for you with your news...

      Be sure to listen to the Roy Orbison clip... absolutely the BEST!!!!!

      :o)

      ~shoes~

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  11. LinnnnSeptember 22, 2013 at 5:29 PM

    I dreamed that I kissed Bruce Springsteen once. And he liked it.

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  12. YvonneSeptember 22, 2013 at 7:22 PM

    Grrr!!! I hate those kind of dreams. -The ones that are so great that you never want to wake up from. Or you can have a dream that in reality you want so badly to be true, that when you wake up in the morning and realize it was only a dream, you cry and are sad for weeks. Meh!

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    1. Red ShoesSeptember 23, 2013 at 5:32 PM

      Oh God, Yvonne...

      That made me think about a dream I had when I was just a kid... I dreamed I got this huge box of crayons... and I was so excited about it... and I woke up... and looked for the crayons... and didn't have them... :o(

      I must have a Life Time of disappointing dreams...

      ~shoes~

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  13. Steven CainSeptember 22, 2013 at 7:52 PM

    That whole wake, dream, border-thing, for me, has always been a little fuzzy. I like things a little fuzzy.

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  14. RobinSeptember 23, 2013 at 12:04 AM

    You got kicked out of your own dream. Actually twice. The first time you were booted from the party and the second time you woke up! Hahahaha.

    I also have dreams in which I know the people, but they don't look like themselves. Yet, I KNOW that it is them. That is so freaky. Glad to know that I am not the only one.

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    1. Red ShoesSeptember 23, 2013 at 5:27 PM

      Damn, Robin...

      I didn't think about THAT?!?!?!?!

      I DID get kicked out twice!!!

      Win any money??

      ~shoes~

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  15. Sherry EllisSeptember 23, 2013 at 11:58 AM

    What a wild dream! Well, at least next time you know to say you're not new!

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    1. Red ShoesSeptember 23, 2013 at 5:23 PM

      HAR!!!

      I never ever would have THOUGHT of THAT!!!

      ~shoes~

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  16. LeahSeptember 23, 2013 at 4:54 PM

    I'm distraught.....I never EVER have sex dreams!

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    1. Red ShoesSeptember 23, 2013 at 5:13 PM

      What?


      YOU?!?

      I'm calling bullshit on THAT!!!

      HAR!!!

      ~shoes~

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  17. Red ShoesSeptember 23, 2013 at 5:42 PM

    For some reason, a comment from Trudessa didn't post:

    Shoes

    Enjoyed this from start to finish packed with great music
    and interesting facts. The Allman brothers played around
    here not too long ago. I am not sure who was playing
    bass but, if it had been you I would have gone for
    sure. Dickie Betts has been doing some touring
    on his own..he can still play a wicked guitar .

    Just keep playing your bass even if it's just
    forr you let the music play and play and play.
    Oh and that blue guitar was a beauty..

    Play like no one is listening and feel the magic

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    1. Red ShoesSeptember 23, 2013 at 5:48 PM

      Hi there, Trudessa...

      A fellow by the name of Oteil Burbridge has been playing with them... he is a monster...

      I hate that Dickie is no longer with them... it was a falling out of some sorts between he and Gregg. I wish they could patch things up. As fantastic as Duane Allman was on guitar, he was always amazed with Dickie's talents...

      I enjoy playing... :o)

      I hope all is well with you...

      ~shoes~

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  18. Wine and WordsSeptember 23, 2013 at 6:54 PM

    LMAO. Oh Professor. What next? I never get to have sex in my dreams either. You are not alone :)

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    1. Red ShoesSeptember 24, 2013 at 6:10 PM

      Hi there, Annie...

      Yeah... it's kinda like being denied by the Nookie Nazi from Seinfeld... (or was that the soup nazi?)

      No Nookie For YOU!!!!

      ~shoes~

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  19. Jules September 24, 2013 at 12:20 PM

    Right. Well for starters you've gotta start lying in your dreams...it's OK, you won't get in trouble. Just imagine what could have happened had you lied to the Matron? Then you wouldn't have had that situation where you'd had to wake up just before the next possibility. Listen to me *Shoes* - it's time to become a lying, cheating bounder. In your dreams of course ;)

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    1. Red ShoesSeptember 24, 2013 at 6:12 PM

      Hey there, Juliette... yeah... but... but... but...

      In my dreams? I'm sure that would be ok... ;oD

      ~shoes~

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  20. klahanieSeptember 24, 2013 at 8:36 PM

    Hey Mr. Red Shoes,

    Thought I'd swing by and see what's happening on your site. And the dang thang about those dreams is you try to get back to sleep and into the dream and no chance. Getting booted out of your own dream is so wrong on so many levels.

    Did I dream I left this comment at gone two thirty in the morning. Actually, I remember being married and 69 equalled 34 1/2 and yes it was never, ever my equatorial region.

    Gary who came and he left....

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    1. Red ShoesSeptember 30, 2013 at 9:55 PM

      GARY!!

      How are you and that world traveling canine of yours?? Or does he own YOU??

      Numbers... I had no idea there was going to be any math in the comments...

      But Jimi Hendrix did often wonder 'If 6 Were 9...'

      I hope all is well with you!

      ~shoes~

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  21. Cheeky MinxSeptember 25, 2013 at 4:10 AM

    I'm a very vivid (sex) dreamer. I'm unsure why or how but I don't plan on questioning the dreaming powers that be.

    I have to agree with Juliette here - you need to start lying and pronto! Actually... think of this other shoes as role play. I'm sure Matron might have a little sub in her and switch before you know it... ;-)

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    1. Red ShoesSeptember 30, 2013 at 9:47 PM

      Hi there, Minx... I'm jealous... ;o)

      I think you and Juliette have a point... not quite full fledged lying, but just some truth bending... maybe... kinda... sorta...

      ~shoes~

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  22. Cocaine PrincessSeptember 27, 2013 at 12:03 AM

    Getting kicked out of your own dream! Too funny!!
    I hate those kind of dreams- when things get interesting you suddenly awaken. Apparently they say its because someone is trying to give you a message of some sort that you're suppose to figure out.

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    1. Red ShoesSeptember 30, 2013 at 9:46 PM

      Good evening, Princess... yeah, I think I understand the real context of that dream... really isn't a sexual dream at all in spite of its imagery...

      How are you doing??

      ~shoes~

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  23. JJSeptember 27, 2013 at 3:49 PM

    Reminds me of Melanie and her brand new pair of roller skates. Shoes, you cannot be saved.

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  24. Red ShoesSeptember 30, 2013 at 9:44 PM

    HAR, JJ...

    I REMEMBER that song!!!

    I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you've got a brand new key...

    I'm hopeless..

    ~shoes~

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  25. nitebyrdOctober 1, 2013 at 7:24 AM

    You poor thing! Getting kicked out of your own dream. Your subconscious must be very righteous. Give it a good talking to!

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