My sleep pattern is very screwed up...
I don't know how...
I don't know why...
I started waking up for no good reason at all around 2 - 2:30 every morning... I have trouble getting back to sleep...
I woke up at about 2.30 or so this morning... tossed and turned... finally fell back to sleep... somewhere around 9.00-ish, I awaken to the sound of a turkey gobblin' and a gun shot...
... then I hear a story about four Mennonites...
... and falafels...
... on the front porch...
C'mon folks...
I mean...
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
WHO has four Mennonites with Falafels sitting
on their front porch on a Friday morning?!?!?!?!
Of course, that's half of my problem...
The other half is that I continue to think
today is Saturday morning...
... and so it goes.
I spent some time yesterday.. and today with my two sisters...
I really love them to death...
but...
Have you ever noticed that after you do one thing,
you need something to offset it????
I needed something to offset my time I spent today
and yesterday with my two sisters..
I know just WHAT the doctor would order...
Margaritassssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(not Jose...)
(although, if Jose looked like this, I would probably go back even more...)
Jose... (not his real name...) apologized for the color of said margaritas...
so he added some extra Cointreau...
Good LORD those things were good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He promised the make the second one eactly the same way...
(... and he did, too!!!!)
(is he playing pocket pool???)
... and if that isn't bad enough...
dink = sounds received texts make...
Dink: Some 'Little House on the Prairie' episodes are really sad...
Shoes: That guy that played Lil Joe prolly died from depression while making that series...
Dink: Lil Joe? I dunno... who was that?
Shoes: What was his name??
Shoes: Oh... Michael Landon...
Dink: My mother loved Michael Landon and Andy Griffith...
Dink: Oh... didn't he make a series about an angel later on?
Shoes: Prolly...
Shoes: he had to continue that depressive streak....
Shoes: Why didn't he make a movie about whores??
Dink: Maybe the angel was a whore when the camera wasn't rolling...
Shoes: Maybe...
Shoes: I like that thought...
Dink: Oh... of course that was the one you liked...
God, I hate it when I drink too much!!!!!!!!!!!
~shoes~
RE: "sleep pattern is very screwed up..."
ReplyDeleteWelcome to my world, Shoes. My internal clock is beyond screwed up. I've been surviving on 3-4 hours of sleep a night! Some night I just lay in bed staring at the ceiling. I don't know what it is I did but for some reason The Sandman really doesn't like me.
I wouldn't mind margaritas right about now, it's the weekend--- Salud!!
Hey you... I hope you had a great weekend!!! Margarita BlogFest... sounds like a good time to me!!!
DeleteAs for my sleep pattern, I don't have any idea... someone asked me if I woke up Grumpy, and I said I did, but that I sent her home immediately!!!!
HAR!!
The Sandman isn't liking me a great deal either.. I've read your posts about your sleep issues. I TOTALLY understand now!
~shoes~
Maybe we should start a club, "The Sandman Hates Us Club."
DeleteHey, I had one of those days yesterday.. Dealing w/shiester (sp) movers who gave my daughter the run around! what azzhats... Seems like the older kids get, there are MORE issues than when they were little!.
ReplyDeleteHi there, Chris... yes, it like the age of boys and their toys.. it seems the older we get, the more expensive the toys become!
DeleteThat is most definitely true about their troubles. I would give anything to go back to the troubles my kids had when they were 6 or so...
Life was so much easier...
~shoes~
Yikes. I don't know where you find these pictures. That last one was funny and painful at the same time.
ReplyDeleteThe TV show was Highway to Heaven. I know that I watched it when it was on (and liked it), but I don't really remember it now. Michael Landon was a good lookin' young man. He was really something on Bonanza. Yowza.
Dude, you really shouldn't drink. Just sayin'.
Hi there, Ms Robin...
DeleteYeah... some of those photos!! HAR!!
There is a poster somewhere I have seen of Yoga poses, and matching drunk photos... I will need to find it. It's hilarious!!
Yowza.
LMBO!!!
I think Michael Landon was a good guy. Yes, he was good looking, especially when he was a younger guy!!
Yes... you are probably right about my drinking... I don't as much as I used to, I think..
I hope you had a great weekend!!
~shoes~
Okay... I've done the urinal thing, but that chair stunt is insane!
ReplyDeleteHA, Steven!!
DeleteThe chair thing looks like it would definitely hurt...
The urinal thing just makes me want to barf... I wonder if he licked the blue disinfectant cake while he was in there??
~shoes~
I love Little House on the Prairie!
ReplyDeleteAs for the sleep issues, I'm doing the same thing. I wake up at in the middle of the night and it takes a while for me to fall back to sleep. It's been driving me batty!
Lol on the pictures
Hi there, Liz... that was a heavy show.... Hell, even big, mean ol' Merlin Olsen turned soft on that show.
Delete~shoes~
Welcome to the club, friend. Welcome to the club. hahaha! Insomnia sucks. I have it, often and I hate it.
ReplyDeleteHey you... I used to not have these issues... I have no idea where they came from... ARGH!!
Delete~shoes~
Shoes: Fly to St. Augustine. We can share a few days and maybe change some of your negative vibes, and I can learn. Life is tough. That's why I fight.
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon, JJ... I would LOVE to do that!! My hopes to make it to Key West seem to be fading for this summer. I would love to get there and meet you... and spend time sharing stories and yarns.
DeleteWe have to work and fight, don't we? We just do...
I hope all is well in your world today, my friend!!
~shoes~
I had a lot of Margaritas last Saturday and a bunch of Sangria on Sunday (It WAS my birthday!) I finally started feeling better yesterday!
ReplyDeleteIt's hell getting older...
I've had bad experiences with drunk texting... someone usually confiscates my phone.
You find the craziest pics! LOL
~K
Hey you!
DeleteFirst of all, Happy Belated Birthday!!
I LOVED that song you posted on your blog post!!!
~shoes~
Hi Shoes,
ReplyDeleteWell looks like you may had too much fun..lol..is that possible. Margarita's one of my favorite drinks. This is the second time I have seen that first picture posted in recent weeks.
I am a non sleeper as well usually wake up around 3 or 4 am then I open the blinds and watch the sky..or sometimes I will write a poem or in my journal about random thoughts.
Of course then I am tired the next day and the whole cycle continues. There seems to be a lot of people with the same problem. I wonder why that is???
Let's see if I can sleep tonight...if not perhaps I can do some lucid dreaming..
Happy dreams
Hey you!!
DeleteToo much fun? Too many??
Yes and yes!
I also love a really good ass-kicking mojito!!
Re: screwed up sleep patterns... YES!! I end up having to come home and grab a quick nap in there somewhere... which just assures that night's sleep will be totally screwed as well!
How are things in your world??
Pretty ok??
~shoes~